February 2012
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Watchflowersundefiled:
justineskye:
i died …
WHAATTTTTTTTTT DID I JUSTTTTTTTT WATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UMMM… o_0 lmfao
WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
- WhiteParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
- BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready this ass whoopin .”
- WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
- BlackParent : “Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
- WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
- BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
- WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
- BlackParent : ”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
- WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- BlackParent : “Who won ?”
- WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
-BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”
- WhiteParent : “Are you havin sex?”
- BlackParent : ”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”
I heard all of this coming up!
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When you ask for a bite and they say, "no, you can...
nicoosuxx:
I don;t even listen to the radio anymore, except...
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
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INTO NATURAL HAIR!!! THIS EVENT IS FOR YOU!! →
everyonelovesfaha:
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The Fresh Prince Created...
rellmarquise:
The Cat Daddy:
The Shuffle:
The Single Ladies Dance:
The Stanky Leg:
The Cyclone:
The Dougie:
omg.
By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr.
